im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
why do i still have to go to school i thought slavery was abolished in 1865
that’s an interesting fact, where’d you learn that?
in the sixth grade i got my tips frosted and went to school and everyone told me they loved my hair and i started crying because i thought they were all lying, but they actually did like my hair, and when they asked me why i was crying i realized that they weren’t lying, so instead i told them that my grandma had just died and this girl started crying because she thought it was so sad, and then a week later my grandma actually died.
one day you’re gonna see a cute boy and he’s gonna become your boyfriend or husband he won’t just be another cute boy added to the list of guys that ignored you
remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york
i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze
i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks
i hate each and every single one of you all