xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the windowto the wallsto the corner dick and balls

xybutt:

tibets:

tibets:

here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls

i have truly posted some things online

to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls

(via capslockapocalypse)

the-winchester-initiative:

posthumous-mcdouble:

Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives

image

(Source: collectiveassbutts, via capslockapocalypse)

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

(Source: deathology, via capslockapocalypse)

mollylynneftw:

caseyanthonyofficial:

colonelmustardgas:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time

image

Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.

Stop making random letters bold fuckhead

You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.

This is my favorite thing on tumblr.

(via capslockapocalypse)

(Source: lawebloca.net, via psyshocker)

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is



There is no escape


lmao

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

fooferdoodle:

andrusi:

well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is

There is no escape

image

lmao

(Source: royalteens, via somethingpointy)

spatiphellen:

Because, yes
I’m so proud of him

spatiphellen:

Because, yes

I’m so proud of him

(via lokis-army-at-221b)

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

yaoihandspom:

amporafest:

xhonk:

stillspoopingforspook:

terezi:

4gifs:

Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]

OH MY GOD

notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt

notice the red starts slow then BAM

just like a period

just like a period

(via i-am-the-queen-of-hell)

stevasbeavus:


I must try this

stevasbeavus:

I must try this

(via i-am-the-queen-of-hell)

gaezedkriel:

laughboard:

lil dude just hugged a chicken

The chicken came in for the hug and hugged back with its neck. That’s adorable

(Source: hannahbowl, via i-am-the-queen-of-hell)

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

(Source: sunndogg, via psyshocker)

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via fellatioutboy)

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

(Source: manaphy, via fandom-princess)

therabbitprince:

posukkum:

Pray for South Korea

Tears are streaming down my face. I don’t care what your belief is, please send anything, even good vibes, to these kids because oh my god they are suffering so much. The water is muddy and it’s freezing and they are dying and they’re only seventeen.. 

These children are so scared.. desperately reassuring the world that yes, they are alive, please come for them. They’re messaging their little sisters, apologizing that they won’t be able to grant a request when they’re seconds away from death and just

oh.. oh my god. oh my fucking god words cannot describe the pain I’m feeling

(via henrite-cogswell)

nicotinebatch:

voodooling:

Another lazy doodle.
Print available here

nicotinebatch:

voodooling:

Another lazy doodle.

Print available here

(via henrite-cogswell)