here is a corner of a room that has a penis and balls
i have truly posted some things online
to the window
to the walls
to the corner dick and balls
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
well I guess I’m an ayg, whatever the hell that is
There is no escape
Sun melting crayons time-lapse rainbow [video]
OH MY GOD
notice the one yellow-green crayon that’s too cool to melt
notice the red starts slow then BAM
just like a period
just like a period
lil dude just hugged a chicken
The chicken came in for the hug and hugged back with its neck. That’s adorable
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
Pray for South Korea
Tears are streaming down my face. I don’t care what your belief is, please send anything, even good vibes, to these kids because oh my god they are suffering so much. The water is muddy and it’s freezing and they are dying and they’re only seventeen..
These children are so scared.. desperately reassuring the world that yes, they are alive, please come for them. They’re messaging their little sisters, apologizing that they won’t be able to grant a request when they’re seconds away from death and just
oh.. oh my god. oh my fucking god words cannot describe the pain I’m feeling